Jokes On Doctors
A man goes to his doctor for a complete checkup. After the checkup, the doctor comes out with the results of the examination. "I'm afraid I have some bad news. You're dying and you don't have much time," the doctor says. "Oh no, that's terrible. How long have I got?" the man asks. "10…" says the doctor. "10? 10 what? Months? Weeks? What?!" he asks desperately.
A doctor warns his patient to quit smoking cigarettes. "Do whatever it takes to stop," the doctor tells him. "Here," says the patient, handing his pack of cigarettes to the doctor. "The only way I'm going to quit is if I get rid of these horrible things. You take them." "Okay," says the doctor, pocketing the cigarettes. "You also need to quit wearing expensive watches."