Rambo: Last blood

  • 28 Sep - 04 Oct, 2019
  • Mag The Weekly
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We have to accept it condemningly that the most impressive aspect of Rambo: Last Blood is that Bulgaria doubled for Mexico. Then again, given the sequel's content and delicate state of U.S.-Mexico relations, it is no surprise they chose another location. Can you imagine having to explain that out of all Mexican characters, only two are "good"? The rest? A Trumpian fever dream of gangs, traffickers, dealers, rapists, murderers... you get the idea. The last Rambo film was in 2008. Since then, we have had a revenge revolution in the Taken and John Wick series, plus copycats. Last Blood feels far too late to the party and does little to make itself unique. Sadly, it does not feel like a Rambo film. Instead, the titular character (Sylvester Stallone) appears to have been parachuted into a generic plot. There is half an hour of clunky exposition that sets up the lonely warrior's new ranch life in Arizona. He is such a good man, people tell him, a lot. His niece (Yvette Monreal) has a great life ahead of her. She is off to college, she can train horses. (Going off her features, she could also make a killing as an Ariana Grande lookalike). Of course, something bad will happen to her. Looking for her deadbeat dad across the border in Bulgarian-Mexico, she gets abducted by a Mexican cartel. At this point, Rambo, who has been keeping a lid on his murder skills, rips the lid off. While not as bloody as 2008's outing, there are many gory moments.

However, while Stallone is 73, he is in better shape and moves faster than the film itself. The pace is unbalanced, so the bloody grand finale feels tired, tacked-on, rushed and without stakes. Aside from the gore-splattered body count, this feels closer to a TV movie at times. From the cliché family drama at the start, to The A-Team-like trap building sequence. And just like old TV shows, images from the entire franchise – including the film you just watched – play under the credits. The Rambo series is not great art. While the first film back in 1982 is well-regarded – an action film with a strong message about rejected Vietnam veterans – the rest have maintained a level of misguided nonsense. After all, he once teamed up with the Taliban. But with the level of action films today, Rambo deserves a better send-off than this.

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